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Thursday, July 24, 2003

I hope they were flossing

The grisly photos of the dead Uday and Qusay Hussein are up. Ewwwwwww. (Thanks to Pablo for the link... I guess.)

And so this proves we really killed them. The Army's 100% sure on the one, 90% sure on the other, based on dental records.

Which got me thinking -- Their dental records? How did we get those?

I can see it now: U.S. soldiers bursting into their dentist's office in downtown Baghdad.

"Everybody on the floor! Hands over your heads! Give us Qusay's root canal charts! NOW! We know they're in here! PUT DOWN THAT LITTLE MIRROR! Hand over the X-rays and no one gets hurt."

Maybe we got them peacefully. I'm sure the CIA has moles at both Iraq Blue Cross and Iraqi Kaiser. Covert molar operatives, if you will.

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