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Thursday, July 24, 2003

Almost a joke

I'm working on writing a tasteless joke, but I'm stuck. The last time I got this far and had to turn back, I could only get as far as this:

Many have noted the eerie similarities between the Kennedy and Lincoln assassinations. But have you considered the eerie similarities between Lee Harvey Oswald and Pee Wee Herman?

Oswald shot and was caught in a theater. Pee Wee was caught as he shot all his wad in a theater.

Now I'm working on one about Kobe Bryant and Randall Simon, the Pittsburgh Pirates baseball player who was recently fined for hitting a Milwaukee baseball mascot in the head with a bat while the latter was gallivanting around the field in a sausage costume.

Once again, I'm not quite there. Here's what I've got so far:

What's the difference between Randall Simon and Kobe Bryant?

Randall got in trouble for smacking a sausage cheerleader with his bat, Kobe got in trouble for batting a cheerleader with his sausage.

Damn, I'm so close....

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